[Azzy77]

Um Ryan I think you will find if we win tonight we can still make the final, so if we lose then you can gloat all you like over me, but until then I would request you refrain from those outlandish suggestions

[Azzy77]

Hahah, that reminds me when I used to play Gaelic football our coachwho shall remain nameless, always suggested we play shirts versus skins and before you could offer another suggestion off came his shirt.

And one point in time, my teammate was sure that everytime he turned around the coach turned around he had one less item of clothes on, Suffice to say, my friend made sure to keep eye contact with the coach the entire time after the coach had managed to get from full tracksuit down to just soccer shorts in about 5 minutes.

[Azzy77]

I may come have a jam as a player, haven’t done that for a while…..

If I get through some of the assignments I have been given.

Incidentally will there be a helmet for me to borrow, or shall we take it back old skool, no helmets, thats how we used to play on the tough streets of henley until I cut above my eye, on my opponents stick, we used to just play one on one.

I drove home, Its quite hard to see with blood in your eye.

But yeah if I could borrow a stick a helmet and some shinnies that would be overprotected for me! we used to play shirtless too, until all those late night excursions to KFC took their toll on my body.

[Azzy77]

I would say we have a pretty formidable team Graham

We could compete in some sort of native competition,

Vs the native americans in Canada and America
Vs the aborigines of Australia
etc…

[Azzy77]

Do it!

That way, we can bug the heck out of them with our questions

[Azzy77]

How bout a special round of applause for ryans beautiful assistant, who looked rather dashing with a earpiece walkie talkie.

And had to do his best to get Ryan to call Braden, BrAden and not Brendon
and Ivar, IvaR not Ivan.

It was a tough job but someone had to do it.
I think Ryan enjoyed his assistant special commentry just for him as well.

[Azzy77]

They definately need you matt, after last weeks performance they are going to have to bring something pretty special to the table to win this week.

I mean giving up a 3-1 lead in the final 12 minutes is kinda humiliating

[Azzy77]

Yeah I think it is key that we develop this sport, apparently heaps of accountancy agencies in canada have tournaments when they get together and play this

There are rules against intentionally tipping a chair, and for standing up etc.

Seems like the perfect way to alleviate boredom..

[Azzy77]

You don’t close you eyes and pray for the best for every save??

Haha, no but seriously good point about not being able to find the crease in a game, and plus the rinks inthis country are all over the place in dimensions, it gets really confusing going from one place to the next and not being able to figure out why the puck that you let go in one place to hit the boards, is in the back of the net in others

[Azzy77]

Quite a bit of spare time there eh Joe,
Trying to see if you can beat the NHL to scouting players huh?
Make the rookie card make the millions huh?

[Azzy77]

I used to think about that quite a bit, but I don’t know if there are enough Ice Hockey players to justify a seperate Ice Hockey team.

But if we did, I could play in net, thank you Maori ancestry.

The Rout Brothers (Stacey and Jessie)are definitely eligible.
Jamie Moore-Carter as well I think would qualify

Those three alone are pretty lethal

There are probably a few others as well, I am just going on who I know, it would be interesting to see what sort of team we could put together, and there are probably more, I mean I am the first to admit I don’t look too Maori, but neither does Paul Tito doesn’t stop him.

[Azzy77]

"Kyle":371cz4d9 wrote:

I talked to Joe about his team after the 2nd game. His response was – yes, call the high hits and illegal stuff, but I’m going to get my team to play the player and not the puck, and that this was the best way to play defense. [/quote:371cz4d9]

This is why kids are told to keep their heads up when they are learning to play, cos once you get to contact hockey if you are not looking someone will check you hard.

If D never played the body, then the kids could skate round looking at his toes the whole time cos he don’t have to worry about the flying shoulders etc.

Playing the body is the most effective way to stop a kid/Or person for that matter skating around you, unless of course it is Soperstar, he will just crush you like a bug.

I didn’t see the game, but it sounds like you are coaching the Broad Street bullies Joe!

[Azzy77]

"Joe":3c7ydlxz wrote:

Pat likes when his dad nets the puck.

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I probably can cope with the other demands Joe, milk we have bout 5000+ litres at the moment just sitting there.
Cash I am sure I can come up with some, somehow I am a very pretty man.

But you netting the puck I don’t see that happening, even if I try and deflect it in, I meab you are so off target its not funny, theres noway I can deflect it that much

[Azzy77]

My god ryan we let this get off the front page…..

Your Party of five are no match for Fran Drescher (who jacques probably wishes had a cough <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/wink.gif" alt="” title=”Wink” />,did i just say that)

She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens,
‘Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes
What was she to do? Wwhere was she to go?  She was out on her fanny.

So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield’s door,
She was there to sell make-up but the father saw more,
She had style.  She had flair.  She was there.  That’s how she became the Nanny.

Who would have guessed that the girl we described
Was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?

Now, the father finds her beguiling.  Watch out C.C.
The kids are actually smiling, such joie de vivre
She’s the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan.
The flashy girl from Flushing. The Nanny named Fran.

See if you can find anyone this irritating to take her on

[Azzy77]

I would be keen for any help you want to give me

I mean I feel like I can stop most things, but cos  I taught myself i have some big holes in my game, that I won’t elaborate on here for fear of exploitation

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