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I decided I needed a new set of wheels. I wanted something powerful that would help me pick up hotties. Today I took my new ride for it’s first serious cruise. I donned my pleather jacket, my riding shades and took to the streets of Oslo. It sure did draw lots of attention from the ladies, and everyone else!<\/p>\n

\"Me<\/a>

Me on the scooter<\/p><\/div>\n

\"My<\/a>

My lovely flatmate Charlotte going for a cruise down our hallway<\/p><\/div>\n


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\"Me<\/a>

Me cruising at high speed<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

\"Me<\/a>

Me cruising at high speed<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Milan<\/a>

Milan in action<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Milan<\/a>

Milan looking stylish<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Milan,<\/a>

Milan, man on a mission<\/p><\/div>\n

\"My<\/a>

My lovely flatmate Charlotte going for a cruise down our hallway<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Simen<\/a>

Simen on the move<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Simen<\/a>

Simen on the move<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I wanted something powerful that would help me pick up hot chicks. Today I took my new ride for it’s first serious cruise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7928,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[610,385,609],"class_list":["post-7927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-gif","tag-picsofme","tag-scooter","last-post"],"yoast_head":"\nRide of a lifetime - Ryan Hellyer<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"I wanted something powerful that would help me pick up hot chicks. 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