{"id":66343,"date":"2017-08-01T11:20:10","date_gmt":"2017-08-01T10:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ryan.hellyer.kiwi\/?p=66343"},"modified":"2025-07-10T18:50:19","modified_gmt":"2025-07-10T17:50:19","slug":"20-millionth-birthminute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.hellyer.kiwi\/ryanhellyer\/2017\/20-millionth-birthminute\/","title":{"rendered":"20 millionth birthminute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is with great joy that I can proudly say I have managed to not kill myself for 20 million minutes \ud83d\ude42 I turned 20 million minutes old just now \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to firstly thank my mum and dad for giving me the skills necessary in life to avoid walking in front of cars and eating poisoned food.<\/p>\n<p>Secondly I&#8217;d like to thank my friends, most notably Chris Laing who has kindly chosen not to execute me (yet?) and all the other wonderful people who have convinced me to be careful when crossing the street.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ryan.hellyer.kiwi\/files\/2017\/08\/birth-minute-cake.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"535\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-66348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wordpress.hellyer.kiwi\/ryanhellyer\/files\/2017\/08\/birth-minute-cake.jpg 535w, https:\/\/wordpress.hellyer.kiwi\/ryanhellyer\/files\/2017\/08\/birth-minute-cake-250x234.avif 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is with great joy that I can proudly say I have managed to not kill myself for 20 million minutes \ud83d\ude42 I turned 20 million minutes old just now \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","last-post"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.5 - 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